CONLEY, Tim. Dance Moves of the Near Future. Vancouver: New Star Books, 2015. First Edition. 228x152mm. Trade Paperback. New. 152mm. The 24 stories in Dance Moves of the Near Future open with a sentient cactus and close with a crash of rhinos. In between you'll find a high-strung parrot, untenured yahoos, an amorphous, mind-controlling blob, optometrists in a strip club, a dash of Old Testament shenanigans, and weighty ontological concerns. These stories are unpredictable -- even volatile -- but they all share a wicked sense of humour, and a piercing eye for human (and inhuman) fallibility.